To make up for yesterday's political joke, which I thought was original but is not, I will post a joke that I know for sure is original because I wrote it myself many years ago. It might only be funny to people who have an interest in childbirth philosophies.
Q: How many midwives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to sit there and wait for the old bulb to fall out of the socket naturally with no intervention, and one to give emotional support.