In these turbulent times, when our faith is attacked from every side, we face a serious threat to the values that we cherish. And that threat, brothers and sisters, is Pat Robertson's microphone. We must not let this instrument of destruction turn our airwaves into a launching pad for murderous extremism.
I urge agents within the Christian Broadcasting Network to assassinate that microphone. We have the ability to take out Mr. Robertson's sound system, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need a huge media war to shut down
one, you know, murder-mongering blabbermouth. It's a whole lot easier to have
some of the covert operatives cut off his electricity and get it over with. It's a whole lot cheaper, and I don't think any oil shipments will stop (do all fatwas have to include a projection about their effect on oil shipments?)
The time to act is now!