MY TURN TO DECLARE A FATWA

In these turbulent times, when our faith is attacked from every side, we face a serious threat to the values that we cherish.  And that threat, brothers and sisters, is Pat Robertson's microphone.  We must not let this instrument of destruction turn our airwaves into a launching pad for murderous extremism.

I urge agents within the Christian Broadcasting Network to assassinate that microphone.  We have the ability to take out Mr. Robertson's sound system, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.  We don't need a huge media war to shut down one, you know, murder-mongering blabbermouth. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives cut off his electricity and get it over with.  It's a whole lot cheaper, and I don't think any oil shipments will stop (do all fatwas have to include a projection about their effect on oil shipments?)

The time to act is now!

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[kimj]

Hi LA mom. I'm a long time visitor -- I had to comment today -- right on! Keep it coming :). I love your blog.